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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4624 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6245 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even our husband can’t stand to be in the same room with us after a disagreement. Join us for drama, poolside tantrums, and a whole lot of confusion. And don’t worry, we have actual swimming lessons with a 60+ year-old grandmother who never learned how to swim – because that’s totally relevant to your Minecraft experience.
So come on down to our server where the pool is off-limits, the drama is high, and the fun is non-existent. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!