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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8165 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
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