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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4207 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 5584 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
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So come on down to our server where the pool is off-limits, the drama is high, and the fun is non-existent. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!