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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5807 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 4012 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 5197 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
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