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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 3010 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
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