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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5925 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 142 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
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So come on down to our server where the pool is off-limits, the drama is high, and the fun is non-existent. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!