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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3111 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 21 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
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So come on down to our server where the pool is off-limits, the drama is high, and the fun is non-existent. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!