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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4584 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 4004 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
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