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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9742 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.
Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?
So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!