Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 4737 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us and experience the madness of an Indian village with a single running faucet. But be warned, using water is strictly prohibited because we need to save it for the villagers! And don’t forget about those starving African children – every time you mine for diamonds, a child in Africa gets a sandwich. It’s like a virtual charity event, but with creepers and zombies!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered why third world countries can’t just build their own infrastructure? Join our server and witness firsthand how a group of men in the woods can outsmart Indian and African villagers in the race to create the most advanced civilization. It’s like a real-life game of Civilization, but with more explosions and less diplomacy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while battling it out with a horde of angry villagers. See you in the game!
