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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9042 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!