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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8319 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
come join dis cray cray minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are their loyal servants. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!
