come join dis cray cray minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are their loyal servants. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!
