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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9417 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!