Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5528	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	215	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2898
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Star Shards Collected:	288	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Farms Harvested:	956	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Items Found:	1903
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com