Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Enchantments Applied:	234	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4295	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	166
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
Star Shards Collected:	154	Void Gems Collected:	38

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	932	Buildings Constructed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Emeralds Found:	1216
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	769	Meteorites Collected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Crops Grown:	9521	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	24	Animals Bred:	71
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Meteorites Collected:	3	Votes:	9839

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	246	Crops Grown:	3308
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	113	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5264
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg