Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	203
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Alien Abductions:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	322	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Animals Bred:	125	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	208
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	615159
Emeralds Found:	8297	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3924
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crops Grown:	7170
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Alien Abductions:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2425	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Star Shards Collected:	221
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mines Excavated:	2426
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	98	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com