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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1378 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1855 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
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