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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2168 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6518 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Star Shards Collected: | 268 |
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