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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2453 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
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