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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8199 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
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