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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4315 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6133 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
Mines Excavated: | 1904 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re the sole owner of a virtual pond, dealing with trespassers, ice-skaters, and a beaver infestation. But fear not, because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands and drain that pond like a boss.
Don’t let those HOA members bring you down – charge them $10K a year to keep the pond or fill it in and plant some native grass. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and full of property disputes?
Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re truly a selfish asshole or just a savvy virtual landowner. Let the chaos begin!