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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9539 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
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