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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1091 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6535 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1131 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 391 |
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