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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 775 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
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