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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7474 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 4115 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
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