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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7566 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 230989 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
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