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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 6947 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
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