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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5931 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Votes: | 8317 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8028 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
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