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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5265 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 104 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
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