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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 754 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 80682 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
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