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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7031 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re the sole owner of a virtual pond, dealing with trespassers, ice-skaters, and a beaver infestation. But fear not, because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands and drain that pond like a boss.
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