PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	242
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Void Armor Forged:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Enchantments Applied:	190

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	186
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	290
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	656360	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Star Shards Collected:	294

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).