PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	285	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Towns Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2841	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3352	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Towns Built:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	709

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1948	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4722	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9188	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.