PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchantments Applied:	153	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Towns Built:	8	New Chunks Explored:	624881
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3881	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3576	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	174	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mines Excavated:	2947	Love Letters Sent:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	2691
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Emeralds Found:	8469	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Towns Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.