Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Void Gems Collected: 35 Holy Grails Found: 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 369 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 455
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Ores Mined: 3662

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 142 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 261834 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 217 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Void Gems Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Crops Grown: 9616
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Magic Items Found: 3532
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 271
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2992 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Animals Bred: 66 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Ores Mined: 2700 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 54 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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