PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2251

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Emeralds Found:	2334	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	272

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7635	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4407	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

World of Eldin

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	144
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.