PolicyPuncher in Minecraft SMP

120+ days, change policy, economic policy, federal reserve, housing demand, housing inventory, housing market, housing prices, housing supply, inflation, interest rates, jpow, market, market manipulation, market speculation, market trends, Minecraft, PolicyPuncher, price increases, Properties, real estate, realtors, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures and create insane structures that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our fearless leader, jpow, has declared it’s time to “change policy” which can only mean one thing – things are about to get even crazier around here. Our realtors have started pulling some seriously shady moves, like slapping a $25k price increase on properties that have been on the market for over 120 days. Who knew selling virtual real estate could be so cutthroat?

But fear not, brave adventurer, for this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the madness that awaits you on our server. From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment in our world.

So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you’ll forget that creepers are trying to blow you up. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	54
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	788084

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mines Excavated:	2905
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Potions Brewed:	69	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mines Excavated:	3650
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1735
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.