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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5354 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.