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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8556 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.