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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3090 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5255 |
Votes: | 9947 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 252 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.