🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2180 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.