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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2146 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3992 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.