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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6387 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 138 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.