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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1184 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.