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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1771 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.