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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4339 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 349 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.