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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 751 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 487 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.