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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1777 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 446 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 87 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.