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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 881 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.